Thursday, January 18, 2018

The butterfly and the diving bell

For the first of these two films, we briefly leave the safe waters of Mill Creek to try our luck elsewhere. But -- since both of these movies involve a character who's saved from death by drowning -- perhaps we'll just dip our toes in and leave it at that. (After all, we've just eaten.)



Summer Camp Nightmare (1987)

Grade: B+

It's sobering to realize how randomly we stumble across -- and how easily we could have missed -- books that turn out to be pivotal (or at least deeply influential) in our lives. Sure, everyone inevitably encounters the likes of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings sooner or later, while high school English classes have ensured that generations of students have at least a passing acquaintance with To Kill a Mockingbird or The Catcher in the Rye (not that those books meant terribly much to either of us).

But then we have The Butterfly Revolution. I (P.) have no memory of acquiring my copy, a coverless, dog-eared paperback that had already seen better days by the time my tween-age self got it (and which now seems to have vanished somewhere along the way). I'd never heard of the book, and for that matter I don't recall ever seeing a reference to it anywhere: it just stumbled into my life, more or less.


Maybe having no context for its tale of adolescent rebellion (nor any backcover blurbs to spoil the story) heightened the impact The Butterfly Revolution had on me. I've always had a weakness for stories about children and teenagers living autonomously, whether in the wilderness (My Side of the Mountain, The Runaway's Diary), as urban nomads (From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler) -- or, as here, simply by seizing the reins of power themselves.

Summer Camp Nightmare is, as you've no doubt figured out, an adaptation of The Butterfly Revolution for film: one assumes the original title struck the producers as a bit too "soft". That's one of several ways in which William Butler's 1961 book gets the requisite 1987 paint job, with another being the film's ample supply of big hair and gated reverb.

We also get new identities for several characters, including the novel's bookworm protagonist Winston "Winnie the Pooh" Weyn, who's now named Donald Poultry (Adam Carl). Uh, yeah.

The aforementioned 1980s aesthetics have earned Summer Camp Nightmare its share of mockery, especially online: if it has these things, it must be absurd, right? -- or, at least, so thinks the lazy reviewer looking for reasons to sneer.

But from where we sit, though Summer Camp Nightmare isn't a slavishly faithful adaptation of the book, it retains the most important parts of the plot, and the story has lost none of its punch.

Still, age changes everything, as well it should. Back then it was easy to identify with the kids, and their yearning for autonomy and freedom -- the freedom to choose, to make one's own disasters even if they were disasters; to owe nothing to no one, and live a life free of guilt and schedules. Maybe at heart, our basic sympathies still lie with them, but it's balanced out by other factors now.

One is a new appreciation for the tragic nature of the camp director, Mr. Warren, hardly the tyrant he might have once appeared to be. A fundamentally gentle man who genuinely wants to help and nurture the kids, he simply isn't equipped to understand the adolescents under his charge.

Chuck Connors -- his tall frame diminished by the years, but still imposing; his countenance mournful as ever -- is perfectly cast as Mr. Warren. Though stern at times and downright angry at others, mostly he seems just plain sad as he watches the long-held values of his youth swallowed up by punk rock, sass, and MTV-style sex. The hurt and betrayal etched on his face are hard to watch.

And speaking of sexuality, another unexpected revelation was how uncomfortable it felt to see the camp's young children exposed to the leering, transactional, monkey-see-monkey-do smuttiness of the adolescents. Easy to forget that when Dionysus is unleashed, someone still has to take care of the kids.

The biggest revelation of all, though, is Charlie Stratton as ringleader Frank Reilly. After we watched Summer Camp Nightmare we hit his page on IMDb, fully expecting to find a well-known actor with an extensive resume. It's downright shocking to see only 18 credits for someone so obviously charismatic, whose gaze is so unsettlingly intense...

...and weirdly familiar: we kept thinking we must know him from somewhere, but where? Someone in real life? Maybe there's a dash of Chinatown-era Roman Polanski in his dark-eyed intensity, but Stratton is better-looking and more charming.


Anyway, a movie like Summer Camp Nightmare stands or falls on the magnetism of its lead, and Stratton delivers. It's completely plausible that a group of kids would fall under the sway of a master manipulator like Reilly (it's never entirely clear whether he's a sociopath or a true believer), and while the film is hardly subtle in its cues, there's still a frisson of recognition in the way he smirks to himself when an opportunity arises to further his plans.


For us, at least, Summer Camp Nightmare wasn't camp. Of course the proceedings are gloriously 1980s, but so were the 1980s. For someone who was transfixed by The Butterfly Revolution as a kid, there's no issue of plausibility here -- no more than there is when Frodo goes to Mount Doom: it's as if these things really happened, and the only question is how well they're depicted.

While Summer Camp Nightmare isn't perfect in that regard, it's more than good enough to be a worthy adaptation of The Butterfly Revolution. It does change one subplot, but rightly so: its racial overtones, quite timely in 1961, would have been distracting and anachronistic 25 years later. Otherwise it loses none of the book's edge, adds elements of sexuality that serve to heighten the intensity of the narrative, and doesn't shy away from showing the human costs and tragic aspects of the revolution.



The Incredible Petrified World (1957/1959)

Grade: D


Now this, on the other hand, is a terrible and silly movie -- and yet there's something endearing about The Incredible Petrified World and its hapless attempts to craft a compelling yarn of undersea discovery. We've seen bad films that left us feeling insulted, embarrassed, or contemptuously amused, but none of those adjectives quite seem to apply here.

Perhaps it's because, despite its absurdities, there's something perversely rationalist about The Incredible Petrified World -- which, for a movie whose protagonists are all scientists, seems logical enough. From the beginning to the end, the film implicitly maintains that every problem can be overcome by the application of reason and hard work, with the occasional instructional film to spice things up.


Maybe that's it: though The Incredible Petrified World has a plot, characters, and lots of other things you'd wouldn't normally find in the Prelinger Archives, it somehow feels like an instructional film. That thread culminates in a 90-second, dialogue-free montage toward the end, showing several characters hard at work on an engineering problem, surrounded by machinery and accompanied by peppy period music (and fancy crossfades).


The only thing missing is a narrator -- and that was supplied when one of us looked at the other in the midst of all this and said "Science!", which pretty much sums it up.

The bulk of the film, though, is dedicated to the misadventures of a four-person, gender-balanced team that goes down a diving bell and ends up in a labyrinth of undersea (but air-filled) caves. That's another concept P. has always liked -- a massive cave system that exists autonomously, with its own flora, fauna, and environment wholly independent of the surface -- though the kind of depths conjured in Tolkien and D&D would rapidly prove impossible in real life, since deep caves are also blisteringly hot.

Anyway, the cave group gets the lion's share of screen time, but in terms of acting chops they're definitely the B-team -- though there's no shame in that when your co-star is John Carradine, whose screen presence is as classy as ever. Still, the two male leads are so bland as to be nearly indistinguishable, except that one guy looks a tiny bit like David Mitchell and the other one doesn't. 

The worst part of The Incredible Petrified World is the contrived tension between the two women on the expedition, one of whom (Dale) has a horrific grudge against the other (Lauri) for no particularly discernible reason. This leads to dialogue like the following:

Dale: Friendly? Well, you just listen to me, Miss Innocent. There's nothing friendly between two females. There never was and there never will be.
Lauri: Sorry you feel that way. I was hoping we could...help one another.
Dale: Hmph. You don't need any help, and neither do I. Not as long as we have two men around us.

Yep, that's one for the ages.

Of course, we might better understand Dale's anger if we could read the break-up letter she received -- something the film makes a point of showing us, even ostentatiously so, yet leaves completely illegible in a way that seems more likely to be a cinematography issue than a typical bad Mill Creek print.

So, what else? Well, there's some diving:

There's a shark and an octopus, put in a tank together by some jerk so they'd fight à la Devil Monster:

There's a gnarly old man (with a wonderfully terrible fake beard) who lives in the caves --


-- and certainly doesn't intend to "Keep away from the ladies!"

There's a lizard, for no reason:

And there's one of the most pointless driving sequences we've seen this side of Manos --

-- which is itself bookended by an equally pointless air travel montage, whose inclusion suggests someone believed shots of landing gear would make people go "Gee whiz!" even at that late date. But hey, maybe it did?

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Arms and the man

Well, it was nice to have a perfect total of 100 posts for a couple months. But it's high time we came to grips with 50 Sci-Fi Classics -- a set into which we've dipped our toe before, admittedly, with movies like Eegah!, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and our beloved Snowbeast. And hey, we like science fiction, right?

Here, though, we're faced with the grim reality that, in the 250-pack version of 50 Sci-Fi Classics, at least 12 of its 49* movies are peplum: swords and sandals, musclemen and imperious queens, the whole works. Watching such a film every so often is one thing, but working our way through a dozen of them is likely to be a chore, especially with Mill Creek's hraka-quality transfers.

*(Yes, 49 movies: after removing 6 films like The Alpha Incident and The Wasp Woman that would otherwise be duplicated elsewhere on the 250-pack -- which is, in itself, laudable -- Mill Creek replaced them instead with four peplum epics, plus Lucifer Complex.)

Still, if we've gotten through endless identical 1930s movies with wisecracking female reporters and unconventional poison delivery systems -- each of them merely an interchangeable (and hat-wearing) part of an infinite whole, an isolated slice of an spunky Mandelbrot set -- then we can handle this.

So, it's time to put some pep(lum) in our step(lum) and begin our Herculean ordeal with these two films, both of which prominently feature a tug-of-war contest with a strong man in the middle.



Atlas in the Land of the Cyclops (1961)
(aka Maciste nella terra dei ciclopi)

Grade: C-

As you can see, fans of hue, tint and shade aren't likely to get their chroma fix from Mill Creek's edition of this Gordon Mitchell vehicle. Almost every color has somehow been eradicated from this print, leaving a palette dominated by the dull reddish-brown you see here. The only major exceptions are the opening titles, which have something vaguely resembling blue --

-- and this, which must have been the greenest dress ever (made of leprechaun sweat and emerald juice, presumably) to cut through the sepia murk:

Fortunately, despite the visual shortcomings of this copy, Atlas in the Land of Cyclops is entertaining and brisk enough to be tolerable, even at 98 minutes. The plot is somewhere between other peplum films we've seen -- say, Fire Monsters Against the Son of Hercules -- and a "Save my baby!" film like The Lion Man, though Maciste/Atlas's relationship with lions...

...is rather more complex.

No, no, it's not that kind of film: the love interest isn't leonine, but instead the more vulpine Queen Capys (Chelo Alonso), a descendant of Circe. Yes, that Circe, the one famously outfoxed by Ulysses -- well, Odysseus, but this is an Italian film.


And if you remember who else famously got tricked by Ulysses -- or, hell, if you know the title of this movie -- then you can probably guess who else is sure to show up before the end.

So let's see -- there's a curse, and a plan to sacrifice the first-born son ("and little Fabio"!) of King Agisandro (Germano Longo). No points for guessing who he descends from: come on, turkey!

Naturally Maciste intervenes, and in the process, somehow gets caught up in the most gratuitously racialized tug-of-war we've ever seen. Here's the team on stage left:

And now, the team on stage right:

Yeah, that's, uh...a thing. And just like in real life, nobody wins this sort of contest -- except the guy with the power who's really pulling the strings.

With the Strom Thurmond Memorial Tug-of-War done and dusted, Maciste captures the eye of the queen, to whom his muscular physique and decidedly non-sycophantic behavior are a major turn-on. But don't take our word for it, ask Capys:

"Ever since you came into my life, you have made me forget everything. Even my duties as a queen -- and my pride as a woman. Everything."

...well, except that whole curse and revenge thing, I've still got that in my Palm Pilot. But the rest? Blank slate, baby.

Soon enough there's a drugged drink -- shades of The Lion Man, yet again -- and a jealous rival:

The rest you can probably guess, so have a silly dance routine and let's move on.



Hercules and the Masked Rider (1963)

Grade: C


Now this was a surprise: not B.C., but very much A.D., and set in 16th-century Spain to boot. Plus Hercules (Sergio Ciani) isn't even the main character. Don't get us wrong, he's definitely in the mix, and here's that tug-of-war we promised you. (This one's even racism-free.)

But the real story is one of intrigue and betrayal, honor lost and regained, and lovers besieged by the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Our hero, Don Juan (Mimmo Palmara), is in love with Dona Blanca (José Greci), and they try to elope --

-- but instead he gets exiled from the lands of her father Don Francisco (Renato Navarrini). You see, Dad hopes to marry her off to Don Ramiro Suarez (Arturo Dominici), a perfidious nobleman who might as well have "I AM EVIL" tattooed on his forehead.

So Don Juan falls in with the gypsies -- and once again, if you know the title of the film, you can guess what identity he soon adopts.

Hijinks, gypsy dances, and swordfights ensue, just as you'd expect.

In fact this whole film is largely "just as you'd expect", not that it's necessarily a bad thing. Maybe we were just relieved to get an unexpected respite from sandals and Roman architecture; maybe it's just that we don't know from Zorro -- let alone its ripoffs.

But though Hercules and the Masked Rider is a standard-issue film in every way, we didn't mind it all, and even sort of enjoyed it. Its edge over Atlas in the Land of the Cyclops? Well, it has a drugging, and colors too. (So did Curse of the Headless Horseman, but you get our point.)

So instead of boring you with the details of its subplots -- mostly involving other pairs of young lovers -- let's finish things off with five people in a tree.