Showing posts with label bad print. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad print. Show all posts

Sunday, September 25, 2022

Blue are the feelings that live inside me

In which two recently released felons hang out with monkeys and try to reckon with a world that seems out to get them.



Breakout from Oppression (1982) 
[aka Sha chu chong wei, aka Exposed to Danger]

Grade: C-



Meet Fonda (Hsiao-Fen Lu, credited as Fonda Lin), a woman who is not -- as the strident opening theme and amazing title card font might suggest -- sailing in on a Soviet battleship ready to take a small Taiwanese island by storm.


No, Fonda is arriving fresh from prison after her "breakout" -- though not in the literal sense, in that she presumably served her sentence and was released as a free woman. The full backstory is eventually revealed in flashback, beginning with her arrival in jail and working backwards to flesh out the circumstances that led to her incarceration.


Since she's no longer trapped in Taiwan's penal system (where, if the sets are true to life, the girls bunk together in rough-hewn caves), what's left to break out from?


As quickly becomes clear, the only thing really oppressing Fonda is her self-stigma at being an ex-con, along with a crippling lack of confidence that starts to get rather tired after a while.


I mean, she's young and attractive; the male lead -- who seems genuinely nice -- falls for her instantly; her apartment (for someone with presumably meager funds) is insanely stylish [and comes with its own macaque!]; and she has a mysterious job opportunity handed to her on a sliver platter. Why so glum?


Well, there's the series of cleverly engineered "accidents" that serve to frighten, unsettle, and regularly cause injury to Fonda (along with the occasional unlucky bystander).


There's also the relentless (and seemingly uncalled-for) hostility from Fonda's female coworkers: the shrill, Karen-esque editorial manager (Hsiung-Kuo Li) and the woman-child assistant, Sheena (Fu-Mei Chang, as Lona Chang).


Are these women just cattily jealous of pretty Fonda, or does one of them have more sinister motives? Or, could the culprit be love interest Simon Chang (Alan Tam), or party guy photographer Joe Chan (Tsai Pei Lin, as Jacky Lim)?


Observant viewers (well, even the not-so-observant ones) will cotton on to the "who" fairly early, with the rest of the film unfolding into the "how", along with the all-important "why".


For a movie that seems to want to play it straight -- horror and suspense yes, but with ~*sensitivity*~ to the plight of the heroine -- the whole premise is comically improbable from the get-go.

(As improbable as a lamp made from a frickin' pufferfish.)

There's the odd set-up (unless business owners in Taiwan do regularly hire ex-cons, sight unseen, through the mail -- and that those so hired respond by immediately moving to the area and showing up to work, without so much as a phone call to HR to confirm benefit details).


There's that apartment monkey (who rents out a place with a pet in residence?), and a random knife-wielding woman with no real connection to the plot, who briefly shows up to wreak havoc and get all stabby. Characters do plenty of dumb things, for dumb reasons. And the ending is, well ... a bit beyond belief.


The English dubbing doesn't dispel the unreality either; half the characters shout their lines, and Sheena has this bizarre pseudo-posh English accent that's as slippery and painful as a razor-tipped bar of soap.


The soundtrack, which isn't terrible -- serviceable 80s synth horror, appropriately creepy when called for -- descends into a soppy, faux-pan flute cliche whenever Fonda starts feeling down on herself (which, as mentioned, is often), or interacts in any way with the male lead. It's the same tune, over and over and over again, which translates to an unfortunate earworm that overshadows any of the good audio work.


Then there's the transfer -- in true Mill Creek fashion, the quality is abysmal. Yes, it may be a very dark scene, but horror and suspense depend on being able to see at least *something* going on -- a shadow, a movement, anything -- rather than a blank, murky gloom for solid stretches at a time. One has to believe that the original print was better than this junk, and would have greatly improved the experience.


A final note on the setting, which must be one of Taiwan's outlying islands, as all arrivals (and eventual departures) are made by boat. An interesting locale, though sadly unexplored except for brief seaside vistas and street carnival scenes. Always a nice change to be somewhere other than California, or Italy, or Spain, or England (Sheena's accent be damned).


Overall, a reasonable experience. Not a masterpiece, but enjoyable in its own quirky way.





Country Blue (1973)

Grade: C+


It's a tale as old as time: an impoverished young man (isn't it always a man?) robs and steals to escape said poverty and to support his girlfriend/wife/love interest. The law gives chase, the young man escapes, and the cycle continues until at least one person ends up dead.


In Country Blue, the young man is Bobby Lee Dixon (Jack Conrad), just out on parole after serving time for sticking up a grocery store (with extra time served for attempting jailbreak). He goes back to work for the man who raised him, the perpetually be-greased garage owner J.J. "Jumpy" Belk (Dub Taylor, of Beartooh fame), whose biological daughter happens to be Bobby's girlfriend Ruthie (Rita George).


After being back in his tiny backwater town for approximately 5 minutes, Bobby feels the itch to escape; but with Ruthie saddled with a husband she doesn't want and no money for a divorce, they're apparently stuck.

"We're both in jail ... I just want to be able to bust us out ... that's all I want to do ... " 

Unless...


And the rest of the film unfolds with Bobby and Ruthie's exploits through hill, dale, and jail in the rural South.


We are, of course, expected to root for Bobby as the anti-hero; the problem is that he is so often incredibly stupid. OK, that's not entirely fair; as the very poster boy of disaffected youth, he is often unable to control his anger, frustration, and impulsiveness.


This leads to situations where his success is based not on skill or careful planning, but due entirely to luckiness on his part, or unluckiness on the part of others.


And likewise, when things go wrong, it's not because others were particularly clever, or that the odds were stacked particularly high; Bobby's failures amount almost entirely to a series of unforced errors.


An exception: if there's one thing Bobby Lee Dixon can do well, it's lead a good old-fashioned police chase, no matter what muscle car or rust bucket he's begged, borrowed, or stolen.


As noted by Arneda, the local barkeep-cum-bootlegger who comes first to the rescue, then along for the ride: "I ain't worried Bobby, you drive real good!"


Well, perhaps not always, as poor Arneda will learn to her peril.

So, with a clichéd plot and a petulant churl of a main character, what makes this movie worth watching? The title gives a hint -- this is Country Blue, and the real star is the setting.


Unlike many films that go over the top to drive home the "hickness" of the South, Country Blue does a good job of showing something truer to (what we assume to be) real life in that neck of the woods.


Frayed downtowns with a smattering of cars and old folks parked on benches; cramped, claustrophobic wood-paneled apartments; the occasional stray dog padding through dusty streets; a casual acceptance of lawlessness and violence as a matter of course; tiny one-room roadside churches; poor white and black folks coexisting together in quiet, dignified desperation.


For a film that starts itself off with a long sequence at a grungy, noisy stock car track, it's also particularly rich in natural scenery: as Bobby and Ruthie trundle around the Georgia-Florida borderlands, we're treated to slow strolls through sun-dappled woods; long shots of cars gliding down winding roads with dialog in voiceover; peeper-filled marshes perfect for skivvy dipping and camping out.


Even the so-called action scenes -- car chases and the like -- are full of natural beauty; and Bobby's skill in navigating that particular landscape underscores how much of a country boy he truly is, whether he likes it or not.


In truth, Bobby isn't really a bad 'un; he's never needlessly destructive (except to himself), and seems to be on good terms with his fellow country folk (law enforcement aside).


Were he to get over his terminal fatalism -- not helped by Jumpy, who feels similarly afflicted ("[Ruthie] ain't no misfit like you and me" says Jumpy to his ersatz son) -- he might have a chance of making a decent, though quiet, life for himself. 


Will he mend his law-breakin' ways? Don't bank on it.

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Beat them drums

While Mill Creek now sells a 200-movie box called Tales of Terror, they used to sell a completely different 50-pack of the same name. That older Tales of Terror 50-pack was then incorporated, unchanged, into their Horror Collection 250-pack -- aka our ten-year project completed at the end of 2018.

However, as we've previously noted, an even older version of Tales of Terror had a few interesting movies that were later cut from the set, including a Tod Slaughter film we still haven't seen.

So we sat down to watch two of those films, with no other plan in mind, only to discover they had a huge theme in common. To quote Ice-T, poet of our time:

Way down in New Orleans, yeah
I met this old lady...

If you know what follows that incipit, you know what's coming. And -- wouldn't you know it? -- the first of these movies isn't just set in the Pelican State, it is the Pelican State.



    Drums O' Voodoo (1934)
    [aka Louisiana, aka She Devil] 

    Grade: D-




    Well, when we see the Sack emblem, we know a few things about the film to come: it'll be short, and it won't be very good but will at least be interesting.


    That pretty well sums up Drums O' Voodoo, a morality play in the figurative sense, and just about the literal one as well: it was adapted from a stage work, Louisiana, by one J. Augustus Smith, and with a lead antagonist named "Tom Catt" it's clear the brushstrokes will be broad in this one.


    Smith also plays the preacher Amos Berry, also known as (sigh) Elder Berry. His checkered past becomes leverage for Mr. Catt in the latter's quest to bang nubile niece Myrtle (Edna Barr) --


    -- and since Myrtle's already started jookin' in those jook joints, the danger is clear and present. The power of Christ can't compel Tom Catt to back off, but maybe something else can do it? You remember how things ended for Ice-T, don't you?


    Thus enters Aunt Hagar (Laura Bowman, whom we know from Son of Ingagi), whose sonorous voice and foreboding manner -- "Leave everything to me...and the vooooo-dooooo" -- make it clear that this is a woman not to be trifled with. Does trifling ensue? You betcha!




    Another blog, Atom Mudman's A-List, has already covered Drums O' Voodoo with both greater depth and greater sympathy than we can offer, so no need to rehash his good work.

    Though Drums is certainly unusual in many ways (some of which Mr. Mudman details), we unfortunately found most of it excruciating, give or take. As a poorly-preserved document of a poorly-adapted screenplay, what we have here can't really be characterized as "cinematography", but more the equivalent of setting up the camcorder at the back of the auditorium to capture those precious moments of your kid as Tree #3. 


    When you put that together with amateurish acting, a cornball script, and a print in absolutely trash condition, there's not much left. However there's some documentary interest in seeing and, especially, hearing scenes of black American religious life in the early 1930s.

    That part is kind of neat and ought to be known to scholars -- and since apparently Drums O' Voodoo was included in the 2017 UCLA Festival of Preservation (under the She Devil title), maybe there's a copy out there that actually looks decent and includes an intact ending. (This one sure doesn't -- shortly after the film's climax, it unceremoniously Poochies back to its home planet.)


    And hey, Laura Bowman does get a few good lines at the expense of Tom Catt, observing that he's "not as human as the alligator, or gilly monster, 'cause even they don't tackle the females when they ain't willin'!"

    Preach, Aunt Hagar, in your witchy way, and with your one facial expression.


    And speaking of gila monsters:


      I Eat Your Skin (1971, filmed 1964)
      [aka Zombies, aka Voodoo Blood Bath, etc.]

      Grade: F


      Right away we note: yes, after the film sat on the shelf for 7 years, it was retitled I Eat Your Skin so that it could play on a double-bill with I Drink Your Blood. Fine.

      But the new title technically isn't deceptive, as some have claimed, since there is a skin-eating...condition...that plagues some of the characters in this film.


      OK, with that out of the way? Gosh, this movie sucks. Yes, regional filmmaking; yes, seven years on the shelf; yes, all of those things. But this film isn't fun in the way that The Giant Gila Monster or Teenagers from Outer Space is fun, nor in the way that Miami Connection or Troll 2 is fun.

      It's just a stupider, slower, duller version of a half-dozen movies we've seen already -- akin to Teenage Zombies or The Horrors of Spider Island, but not even as good as those. (And yet Mill Creek felt compelled to retain it on the Chilling Classics box set: the world wonders.)

      I Eat Your Skin tries to be funny, isn't; tries to be sexy, isn't; tries to be scary, isn't. This movie just isn't. It has an overarching lack of is-ness, you might say, except in the sense communicated by sentences like:
      • Watching this movie is exactly what I don't want to be doing right now.
      • This film is a dispiriting waste of time and celluloid.
      • Experiencing these 80 minutes is as titillating as a Dixie cup half-full of wet sand.


      Oh, I Eat Your Skin successfully "is" at least one other thing: disconcertingly racist even for a 1964 film, leaving one to wonder how it came off in 1971.

      In this film the black people are the bad people, full stop, while the zombified oafs that lumber around the island are uncomfortably reminiscent of the freakish giants in The Lost City. The whole thing is just icky.


      Watching Mill Creek boxes could easily give the impression that the early 1960s were an awful time for film: smutty and smirking, grotesque and heavy-handed, trashy yet still bound by prior norms and shortcomings, and subjecting viewers to a constant bombardment of sub-Mancini big-band "jazz" clichés.


      I Eat Your Skin does little to undermine that impression. It's the kind of film that pushes screeching people into pools and thinks that's funny -- 


      -- or sets the action in a place called "Voodoo Island" and thinks it's engaging in effective storytelling.


      It's got trombones, and tremolo guitars, and mad scientists, and voodoo ceremonies, and nothing we wanted. We rued its beginning and welcomed its end. We hope you appreciate our sacrifice in watching it.