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Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Working on our Abs

Wondering whether we deliberately watched these two films back-to-back, just to make this pun?

Yes, yes we did. One must make one's own synchronicities in life.



Abduction (1975)

Grade: D+



One of the central tenets of cinephilia is this: edited versions are always inferior.

OK, sometimes they're funny -- Mr. Falcon, a stranger in the Alps, Monday-to-Friday plane, and all that. But anyone who collects films on DVD or Blu-Ray, or seeks out legitimate or illegitimate sources for download, is generally looking out for the longest, most complete, most un-messed-with copy available.


How many films have we seen that were hacked to bits by regional censors, broadcasters, or bad splices in the only surviving copy?

How many have been robbed of their narrative cohesion? Had their dialogue rendered incomprehensible, or their climax neutered?

Had a key plot point or joke ruined?

Or just lost a couple shots that were breathtaking in their eroticism or violence (both at once if you're a sicko)?


The idea that we should be able to see a film as intended and/or issued is such a core value, it almost seems too obvious to point out. For anyone who saw the original, it's easy to resent the jarring collision between our memories and a version that's been screwed around with. (And let's not even get into TV on DVD with syndication edits...shudder.)


Or maybe we simply believe the vision of the film's creators -- scriptwriter, director, editor -- ought to be respected. True, anyone who's seen a few Director's Cuts or Extended Editions knows that the principle of "longer = better" doesn't always apply, and then there's George Lucas, dropping in a CGI Jabba the Hutt where he was never needed.

But the case of Lucas perfectly demonstrates the principle: just give us the theatrical release versions, keep them in print, and you can screw with alternate versions all you want.


Thing is, Abduction turns all that on its head. We watched the version we have on DVD (issued by Digiview Entertainment as part of a double-feature with Embryo). With no knowledge otherwise, we assumed we were getting the whole thing.

In this presentation, the film's thinly veiled retelling of the Patty Hearst story -- via Black Abductor, a pornographic novel written by James Rusk Jr. under the pseudonym Harrison James, which apparently predicted many aspects of Hearst's kidnapping -- seemed more than trenchant.

True, it offered nothing much beyond straight exploitation, and its vague attempts at satire or social commentary -- mainly by framing certain shots in a deliberately absurd manner -- fell short. But Abduction had an edge, captured the Lenin-meets-Manson-meets-Huey Newton vibe well enough, and served its purpose.


Afterward, we discovered Digiview's copy had a shorter running time than what IMDb claims for the film. So we found a version on YouTube (of all places) that was unedited -- or less-edited, it's not clear.

What does it add to the story of Patricia "definitely not Patty Hearst" Prescott (Judith-Marie Bergan), and her abduction and brainwashing by a "definitely not the Symbionese Liberation Army" group of radicals?


Graphic sex scenes, and in particular, scenes of gang rape and coerced sex. (OK, a handful of profanities were also cut from Digiview's copy, as is a sequence involving a bunch of randos who get in the way of the abductors -- probably for profanity as well. But mainly it's the sex.)

So, which is more effective: the cutaway before the event happens, as in a film like Crimes at the Dark House, leaving us to imagine the horrors that await the protagonist? Or getting to see the whole thing, as in the unedited Abduction?

This is an old question. Naturally, different creators have come up with different answers, and different works of art require different approaches.


But in the case of Abduction, we think the rape scenes really hurt the film. They don't add anything but a grotesque, exploitative spectacle that shouldn't arouse anyone -- but probably did.

Their presence collapses what could have been an intriguing spectrum of ambiguities into a single, distasteful reading. And they certainly make it much harder to view the faux-Symbionese radicals led by Dory (David Pendleton) with anything resembling sympathy.

(Not that the SLA deserved much sympathy themselves. There's a reason Donald DeFreeze inspired Stephen King's recurring villain Randall Flagg.)


It's one thing to acknowledge rape as a weapon of war, an instrument of brutality that could contribute to Stockholm Syndrome by breaking the victim down. It's another to imply that it brought about an erotic awakening in the victim -- that she joined forces with her captors because she liked it; that this stuck-up, affluent white woman could only experience her authentic self through sexual violence.

Abduction does more than imply those things, it more or less states them outright. And that doesn't even touch the racial politics of it, as in a well-known two-part phrase that ends with "...you never go back". The source novel was called Black Abductor, after all.


We should note that, in Digiview's copy, we actually do see one of the rape scenes -- sort of: footage of it is reflected in a pair of glasses as her father (Leif Erickson) watches silently, in a darkened room, without saying a word. This is actually more effective, more disturbing, when it's not just a replay of something we've already seen. 

(The editors apparently had to loop a short segment of audio to keep it PG-rated, though, and the results are comical if you listen closely.)


A couple minor narrative points are harmed by the editing, including much of the tension in a key scene that -- as an IMDb commenter notes -- anticipates a fakeout sequence in Silence of the Lambs by almost two decades. Instead of cutting between a sex scene and the buildup to a police raid, the edited version just shows the raid.


And we also lose several of the movie's best lines -- including one by Lawrence Tierney, playing an FBI agent but utterly himself as always.


But, yeah, this time the edited version wins. It's hard to imagine all this ugliness wasn't in Black Abductor already, so fair cop to the makers of Abduction for including it.

Once in a while, though, it's a film's missteps or flaws that get edited out -- and in this case, the worst parts of Abduction were the ones to get the censor's axe. It's not just delicate sensibilities that are harmed by the rape scenes; it's the storytelling itself that suffers.




Absolution (1978)

Grade: B+




If you discovered Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide in the 1990s -- just before the real advent of the Web and sites like IMDb -- then perhaps it gave you the same kid-in-a-candy-store feeling that P. got. Inside were endless lists of feature films and, remarkably, TV movies whose titles intrigued or triggered long-lost memories. Some reviews validated your feelings, while others (mainly negative ones) were so misguided as to be almost offensive.


It seemed as though every movie ever made had to be in there, but occasionally you'd go looking for something you'd seen and turn up empty-handed.

Nowadays everyone knows, or can know, that the scope of 20th-century cinema far exceeds what any one person could watch (even if it had all survived and could be tracked down), but back then it was easy to let yourself believe that Leonard Maltin -- like Erasmus in his day -- was the one and only man who possessed the sum total of filmic knowledge.


As ABBA knows well, landing toward the start of the alphabet has its perks. P. can still call certain movies to mind based solely on their appearance in the first few pages of the Maltin guide, like Aaron Slick from Punkin Crick, or Aaron Loves Angela -- or yes, Absolution. (Not Abduction, oddly enough, though it's in there with 1 1/2 stars.)

If we're going to invoke him, might as well quote him: Maltin describes Absolution as a "straightforward melodrama" that "loses credibility toward the end", but which benefits from Richard Burton's "commanding performance as [Father Goddard], a humorless, by-the-book priest" at a Catholic boys' school. Sure, that's all pretty accurate.


What's unmentioned by Maltin -- and a lot weirder -- is having Billy Connolly aboard in his first screen role as Blakey, an itinerant, banjo-playing bum. He rides a motorcycle (to Kathmandu apparently), steals food from the kitchens, and takes up residence in the woods adjoining the school, shrugging off a challenge from the boys: "All property is theft."

If you're from the west side of the Atlantic, and don't feel sure how you know Billy Connolly beyond that lousy Hobbit movie, he took over for Howard Hesseman on Head of the Class. (Or maybe Muppet Treasure Island is your point of reference.)


Maltin describes the plot of Absolution as "a snowballing practical joke", but it's really about the sanctity of the confessional, and how boys chafing at the rigidity of their school can weaponize that sanctity against the priests who hold power over them.

There is a prank played at Father Goddard's expense, one central to the narrative. However, "snowballing" implies a Sorcerer's Apprentice structure where -- like an errant snowball that turns into an avalanche -- things get out of control against the will of the instigator. Without spoiling anything, that's...not exactly the case here.


It's also really hard not to see Absolution through a homoerotic lens -- not just thanks to countless scandals involving priests, or even the sheer amount of debauchery invariably happening in single-sex institutions like these, but also because no film made nowadays could get away without engaging the issue.


What is the nature of Father Goddard's attachment to his favorite student, the handsome "Benjie" Stanfield (Dominic Guard)? When, early on, they meet in private to read a poem about giving our beauty to God, is there a subtext there? Does it explain any of Benjie's sudden rage against the machine, or why he takes such a shine to the free spirit Blakey, who can give him affection without desire?

Absolution doesn't answer these questions directly -- though Blakey's girlfriend comes close -- but it certainly does more with them than a comparable film would have done two decades prior.


The last element in Absolution's dramatic equation is the needy, obsequious Arthur Dyson, played by Dai Bradley in leg braces (polio, one assumes).

In 1969, Bradley had played the lead role in the well-regarded film Kes, and had more recently appeared onstage as Alan Strang in Equus -- a role famously played by Daniel Radcliffe between Harry Potter films (speaking of hermetic school environments where people try to make magical things happen by uttering Latin phrases).


It's hard to fathom that Bradley was 22 here, as he's more than believable as a Hermione Granger-esque brown-noser who annoys the crap out of the not-entirely-un-Snape-like Father Goddard ("I must confess he rather makes my hackles rise").

Dyson also plays the worshipful Chester to Benjie's Spike, constantly orbiting the larger boy and peppering him with unwanted questions. 


Another prominent theme in Absolution is role-playing -- not in the Gary Gygax or Xaviera Hollander sense, but the Erving Goffman sense of acting like the person people believe you to be, rather than who you are.

Once the situation between Father Goddard and Benjie starts to disintegrate, the needle gradually swings: Benjie openly refuses to play the golden-boy role he's been assigned and seems to embrace his authentic self, whereas Father Goddard is forced against his will into deeper and deeper layers of duplicity.


As Absolution grows more and more nested in its structure, with circles within circles of deception and malevolence, the tension builds to a boiling point. Few films can sustain such things all the way to the end, though, and Absolution doesn't quite make it. The final revelation is foreshadowed more than we realized at the time -- a second viewing reveals an early scene that drops a big hint -- but, as Maltin says, it still doesn't convince, still feels too sudden.

(Apparently scriptwriter Anthony Shaffer felt the same, and tried to reshape the ending during shooting -- but, in a battle of the Tonys, was shot down by the film's director Anthony Page.)


Even so, across the board -- acting, directing, script, cinematography -- this is a far higher tier of film than Mill Creek usually offers up. Well-made, well-acted films outside the mainstream are one of life's finer pleasures, and whether or not you rank Richard Burton high on your personal list, his acting chops have impact onscreen. 

This is no phoned-in late-career performance, but a committed piece of work -- from all involved -- that falls just short of excellence, yet remains well worth seeing.


(However you can certainly do better than Mill Creek's copy, cropped to 4:3 from the original 1.85:1 -- though the improper matting does give us a bit more picture at the top and bottom vs. widescreen versions -- and with muted, faded colors. Plus there's a weird cut in one confessional scene that removes 10 seconds of ordinary dialogue, yet appears intentional. It's still more than watchable, but you can find cleaner copies of Absolution on the Internet.)

Sunday, October 8, 2023

Polish my Helmut – or, more Cushing for the pushing

Violence -- sexual or otherwise -- has long been cinema's favorite excuse for bare breasts. And these films supply all of the above, plus other pendulous globes! 



Mad Dog (1977) 
[aka Beast with a Gun, etc.]

Grade: C

Oh, Helmut Berger. A cautionary tale of wasted talent, or an example of someone who got the most out of what was predestined to be a limited shelf life? A charismatic chameleon and a born star, or a passaround boy who lucked into the infatuated gaze of fawning directors?

Well, probably the former (in each case). Berger exudes magnetism and danger, like the proverbial caged tiger, and you can't fake that with clever cinematography. He must have been part of what made Visconti's The Damned so striking, though the present writer mostly remembers the Night of the Long Knives scenes.

Such a shame when bad things happen to...people.




Clearly the makers of Mad Dog -- aka Beast with a Gun, The Human Beast, Mad Dog Killer, or La belva col mitra if you want the original Italian -- knew Berger was their star attraction. So they give him just the kind of role in which he shines, as Nanni Vitali, an absolutely ruthless, sexually voracious criminal who escapes from prison and is hell-bent on revenge.

No doubt they had Berger at "ruthless", his forte.




And they give him plenty of screen time, including a protracted shot of his bare backside if you're into that sort of thing, and pretty much all the best lines. More than once it borders on camp, intentionally or not, as when a detective (seemingly) meets his end in a fiery crash:

"That was a nice sight! A well-done dick."

You don't say, Helmut Berger! You don't say.




That detective, one Commissioner Santini (Richard Harrison), has one thing going for him: dude is absolutely jacked. Unlike a lot of policeman protagonists, you get the feeling that this cop could literally overpower the villain. He's got muscles and brains, so what's not to like?

Well, as opposed to (for example) Dirty Harry, Santini is too much of a straight hero to get the good lines. I suppose you could count his Smash Mouth moment about 12 minutes in -- "Vitali's like a mad dog!" -- but that only works on a meta, presentist level.




Actually a bunch of Santini's dialogue hits very strangely in 2023, in that he'll be saying something fairly routine but finishes off with something that sounds like a low-karma Reddit post. See, for example, when he excoriates Vitali for his cowardice:

"You're a filthy hyena. And you have the courage of one. You're only brave as long as you've got that gun, so you can terrorize helpless females."




Oh, hey, I got a work call and have to go home early but it was great meeting you!

Or how about when he, uh, excoriates Vitali for his cowardice again?

"You're a coward. You think you're a genius but you're just a common killer. There's a whole race of people like you, Vitali!"

That's...that sure is a thing you just said, that was said, by you.

On the other hand, we cracked up when a perfectly reasonable request from his Kim Clijsters-looking hostage, Carla (Marina Giordana), got this nasty reply from Vitali:

"I'm thirsty."
"So have a drink, twat!"

Once again, the bad guy gets all the good lines.

Of course this also betrays the fundamentally mean-spirited attitude of Mad Dog. Sure, modern viewers aren't likely to be bothered by its violence -- a bit of which was trimmed out of the Mill Creek print, though the only significant cut we identified actually improves the movie.

(The guy was face-down in a puddle and looked dead as a doornail, so bringing him back to have him cry out in agony? Not a good idea.)

But the "sexy man rapes woman, kills mate to demonstrate alpha status, and may have induced Stockholm Syndrome with his mighty phallus" angle of the film is uncomfortable. Arguably Mad Dog tries to have its cake and eat it too, though we can't communicate how without spoilers, but it's clear the film wants us to think she was ambivalent.

A subtler and more provocative moment comes in the homoerotic subtext between Vitali and the young criminal he picks up (Alberto Squillante). The way Helmut Berger looks at this Bimbo -- no, really, the character's name is Bimbo -- is tough to pass off as merely a kind of paternal affection.

Perhaps Berger put a bit of his authentic self into the role, since it's hard to imagine "Act like you want to bang the delinquent someday" was in the script.



It's also refreshing that Vitali isn't a Criminal Minds-style genius or master karateka, but someone who gets by strictly on his looks, ruthlessness, and cunning. He fumbles an attempted hit on a witness, keeps getting cornered like a rat, and even fails to perform in one fight scene, when a botched swing has him missing the victim entirely: "Bruno! Punch him!" he shouts.

Playing it off was cheaper than a reshoot, I guess.

Oh, and the print looks good enough, but very occasionally something gets cropped to comic effect, like this entrance:


Anyway, Mad Dog has multiple plot holes -- the one at the beginning, involving an unloaded gun, is comically obvious -- and a nasty streak. Even with lines like "I'll be in town...making hamburger out of the motherfucker!", is Helmut Berger enough to carry this one?

It depends on what you want from your hour-and-a-half of entertainment. It was probably bracing in 1977, but hard to predict people's reaction now. Maybe it's got a bit of the "too much of this, not enough of that" syndrome.

Quentin Tarantino seems to like it, prominently featuring the film in Jackie Brown. As for whatever Berger thought, he seems to have given it his all. Or makes us think he did.




Count Dracula and His Vampire Bride (1973)
[aka The Satanic Rites of Dracula]

Grade: D

Count Dracula and His Vampire Bride relies upon the premise that a bunch of high-ranking British muckety-mucks are in a secret society engaging in unspeakable, depraved acts with vulnerable persons. I mean, how gullible did Jimmy Carreras think we are, to toss a vile notion like that at us?


This wasn't quite Christopher Lee's last appearance as Dracula -- there's a horror comedy (shudder) yet to come -- but it's his last with Hammer. To be honest, the only other time we've seen Lee don the cape was in Jess Franco's Dracula (which we're not reviewing, as we'd have nothing interesting to say), so we don't have lots of context for his work as the Count.

This time around, his charisma is undiminished, his accent silly, and he just doesn't get all that much to do.


Meanwhile Peter Cushing is Professor Lorrimer Van Helsing -- one of the many fictional descendants of that fearless vampire hunter, who take to the job like an orphaned beaver that instinctively builds dams. (And they do!)

No marginal old man, Van Helsing holds his own and plays his part -- despite repeatedly engaging in the vice of announcing what you're about to do instead of just doing it. And he even shows off some pendulous globes!


So why is Drac back? Just to frolic with mid-tier extras whose agents convince them going topless will help their careers?


No, he wants to kill everybody with a new strain of bubonic plague that kills "within seconds". Septicemic plague can take less than a day (once symptoms present), but the modern vampire is in a hurry!


If anything Count Dracula and His Vampire Bride seems to think that evil for its own sake is enough of a motivator. Van Helsing tells us it can be "more addictive and more potent than heroin, I assure you, and the end result is just as fatal". Paging Dinky Hocker.

And we get a speech from one Professor Kelsey to that effect -- someone who was apparently "awarded the Nobel Prize for science and humanity" (er, sure), yet now has thrown his lot in with the infernal:

"Evil rules, you know. It really does. Evil and violence are the only two measures that really hold any power."

As we get older, and see more things happen, the temptation to reply "Well...you're not wrong!" grows stronger.

In any event Dracula has two persecutors, as he's also harried (indirectly) by Inspector Murray (Michael Coles), a specialist from Scotland Yard.

Inspector Murray also has the hots for Van Helsing's granddaughter Jessica (Joanna Lumley), for whom we do not have the hots.


Coles has one of those creepy old-young faces (like Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones), a big part of which is the way his haircut inspires cognitive dissonance (also like Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones).

(Not to mention the guy mentioned in red above: seriously, how could the world not twig Jimmy "Jim'll Fix It" Savile as a creep? That weird-haired burly man-child gave us the jibblies the first time we saw him.)




On the other hand, Coles is very good at projecting that "boxer who just took a hard hit to the end but is going to keep on fighting" thing, which is a lot more convincing than the usual impervious action-hero crap.

...speaking of which, Van Helsing (the elder and handsomer one) gets shot in the head, yet they don't bother to explain his immediate recovery or why he's not dead. Would one line about "Somehow, it ricocheted off my skull" really go amiss?


Count Dracula and His Vampire Bride is pretty phoned-in, more so as it goes on. The first 30 minutes or so are moderately entertaining but before long, the plot and pacing are in danger of falling below "Sega CD FMV game" standards. It relies too heavily on people doing stupid things, and needed more pulchritude to keep its audience too titillated to notice its flaws.

(Our understanding is that we're not missing any significant footage vs. the original release under the Satanic Rites of Dracula title, but we could be wrong. Correct us if we are, since a "Well, actually" comment would at least indicate that someone's reading!)

But is it watchable? Sure, it's watchable: what movie with T and/or A isn't, one might ask? (Some entries hence, you'll get an answer to that, courtesy of Ed Wood.)

And some of those action scenes get pretty funny at 4x speed, which is how you play them back if you're reviewing a movie a couple years after you first watched it. As one does.



Obviously, we haven't been able to post much lately. That happens sometimes -- but far be it from us to allow 2023 to pass without an entry.

Perhaps this will mark a renaissance at the Umbrellahead Review, as we catch up on our backlog and start going steady again? We look forward to that day!