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Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Working on our Abs

Wondering whether we deliberately watched these two films back-to-back, just to make this pun?

Yes, yes we did. One must make one's own synchronicities in life.



Abduction (1975)

Grade: D+



One of the central tenets of cinephilia is this: edited versions are always inferior.

OK, sometimes they're funny -- Mr. Falcon, a stranger in the Alps, Monday-to-Friday plane, and all that. But anyone who collects films on DVD or Blu-Ray, or seeks out legitimate or illegitimate sources for download, is generally looking out for the longest, most complete, most un-messed-with copy available.


How many films have we seen that were hacked to bits by regional censors, broadcasters, or bad splices in the only surviving copy?

How many have been robbed of their narrative cohesion? Had their dialogue rendered incomprehensible, or their climax neutered?

Had a key plot point or joke ruined?

Or just lost a couple shots that were breathtaking in their eroticism or violence (both at once if you're a sicko)?


The idea that we should be able to see a film as intended and/or issued is such a core value, it almost seems too obvious to point out. For anyone who saw the original, it's easy to resent the jarring collision between our memories and a version that's been screwed around with. (And let's not even get into TV on DVD with syndication edits...shudder.)


Or maybe we simply believe the vision of the film's creators -- scriptwriter, director, editor -- ought to be respected. True, anyone who's seen a few Director's Cuts or Extended Editions knows that the principle of "longer = better" doesn't always apply, and then there's George Lucas, dropping in a CGI Jabba the Hutt where he was never needed.

But the case of Lucas perfectly demonstrates the principle: just give us the theatrical release versions, keep them in print, and you can screw with alternate versions all you want.


Thing is, Abduction turns all that on its head. We watched the version we have on DVD (issued by Digiview Entertainment as part of a double-feature with Embryo). With no knowledge otherwise, we assumed we were getting the whole thing.

In this presentation, the film's thinly veiled retelling of the Patty Hearst story -- via Black Abductor, a pornographic novel written by James Rusk Jr. under the pseudonym Harrison James, which apparently predicted many aspects of Hearst's kidnapping -- seemed more than trenchant.

True, it offered nothing much beyond straight exploitation, and its vague attempts at satire or social commentary -- mainly by framing certain shots in a deliberately absurd manner -- fell short. But Abduction had an edge, captured the Lenin-meets-Manson-meets-Huey Newton vibe well enough, and served its purpose.


Afterward, we discovered Digiview's copy had a shorter running time than what IMDb claims for the film. So we found a version on YouTube (of all places) that was unedited -- or less-edited, it's not clear.

What does it add to the story of Patricia "definitely not Patty Hearst" Prescott (Judith-Marie Bergan), and her abduction and brainwashing by a "definitely not the Symbionese Liberation Army" group of radicals?


Graphic sex scenes, and in particular, scenes of gang rape and coerced sex. (OK, a handful of profanities were also cut from Digiview's copy, as is a sequence involving a bunch of randos who get in the way of the abductors -- probably for profanity as well. But mainly it's the sex.)

So, which is more effective: the cutaway before the event happens, as in a film like Crimes at the Dark House, leaving us to imagine the horrors that await the protagonist? Or getting to see the whole thing, as in the unedited Abduction?

This is an old question. Naturally, different creators have come up with different answers, and different works of art require different approaches.


But in the case of Abduction, we think the rape scenes really hurt the film. They don't add anything but a grotesque, exploitative spectacle that shouldn't arouse anyone -- but probably did.

Their presence collapses what could have been an intriguing spectrum of ambiguities into a single, distasteful reading. And they certainly make it much harder to view the faux-Symbionese radicals led by Dory (David Pendleton) with anything resembling sympathy.

(Not that the SLA deserved much sympathy themselves. There's a reason Donald DeFreeze inspired Stephen King's recurring villain Randall Flagg.)


It's one thing to acknowledge rape as a weapon of war, an instrument of brutality that could contribute to Stockholm Syndrome by breaking the victim down. It's another to imply that it brought about an erotic awakening in the victim -- that she joined forces with her captors because she liked it; that this stuck-up, affluent white woman could only experience her authentic self through sexual violence.

Abduction does more than imply those things, it more or less states them outright. And that doesn't even touch the racial politics of it, as in a well-known two-part phrase that ends with "...you never go back". The source novel was called Black Abductor, after all.


We should note that, in Digiview's copy, we actually do see one of the rape scenes -- sort of: footage of it is reflected in a pair of glasses as her father (Leif Erickson) watches silently, in a darkened room, without saying a word. This is actually more effective, more disturbing, when it's not just a replay of something we've already seen. 

(The editors apparently had to loop a short segment of audio to keep it PG-rated, though, and the results are comical if you listen closely.)


A couple minor narrative points are harmed by the editing, including much of the tension in a key scene that -- as an IMDb commenter notes -- anticipates a fakeout sequence in Silence of the Lambs by almost two decades. Instead of cutting between a sex scene and the buildup to a police raid, the edited version just shows the raid.


And we also lose several of the movie's best lines -- including one by Lawrence Tierney, playing an FBI agent but utterly himself as always.


But, yeah, this time the edited version wins. It's hard to imagine all this ugliness wasn't in Black Abductor already, so fair cop to the makers of Abduction for including it.

Once in a while, though, it's a film's missteps or flaws that get edited out -- and in this case, the worst parts of Abduction were the ones to get the censor's axe. It's not just delicate sensibilities that are harmed by the rape scenes; it's the storytelling itself that suffers.




Absolution (1978)

Grade: B+




If you discovered Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide in the 1990s -- just before the real advent of the Web and sites like IMDb -- then perhaps it gave you the same kid-in-a-candy-store feeling that P. got. Inside were endless lists of feature films and, remarkably, TV movies whose titles intrigued or triggered long-lost memories. Some reviews validated your feelings, while others (mainly negative ones) were so misguided as to be almost offensive.


It seemed as though every movie ever made had to be in there, but occasionally you'd go looking for something you'd seen and turn up empty-handed.

Nowadays everyone knows, or can know, that the scope of 20th-century cinema far exceeds what any one person could watch (even if it had all survived and could be tracked down), but back then it was easy to let yourself believe that Leonard Maltin -- like Erasmus in his day -- was the one and only man who possessed the sum total of filmic knowledge.


As ABBA knows well, landing toward the start of the alphabet has its perks. P. can still call certain movies to mind based solely on their appearance in the first few pages of the Maltin guide, like Aaron Slick from Punkin Crick, or Aaron Loves Angela -- or yes, Absolution. (Not Abduction, oddly enough, though it's in there with 1 1/2 stars.)

If we're going to invoke him, might as well quote him: Maltin describes Absolution as a "straightforward melodrama" that "loses credibility toward the end", but which benefits from Richard Burton's "commanding performance as [Father Goddard], a humorless, by-the-book priest" at a Catholic boys' school. Sure, that's all pretty accurate.


What's unmentioned by Maltin -- and a lot weirder -- is having Billy Connolly aboard in his first screen role as Blakey, an itinerant, banjo-playing bum. He rides a motorcycle (to Kathmandu apparently), steals food from the kitchens, and takes up residence in the woods adjoining the school, shrugging off a challenge from the boys: "All property is theft."

If you're from the west side of the Atlantic, and don't feel sure how you know Billy Connolly beyond that lousy Hobbit movie, he took over for Howard Hesseman on Head of the Class. (Or maybe Muppet Treasure Island is your point of reference.)


Maltin describes the plot of Absolution as "a snowballing practical joke", but it's really about the sanctity of the confessional, and how boys chafing at the rigidity of their school can weaponize that sanctity against the priests who hold power over them.

There is a prank played at Father Goddard's expense, one central to the narrative. However, "snowballing" implies a Sorcerer's Apprentice structure where -- like an errant snowball that turns into an avalanche -- things get out of control against the will of the instigator. Without spoiling anything, that's...not exactly the case here.


It's also really hard not to see Absolution through a homoerotic lens -- not just thanks to countless scandals involving priests, or even the sheer amount of debauchery invariably happening in single-sex institutions like these, but also because no film made nowadays could get away without engaging the issue.


What is the nature of Father Goddard's attachment to his favorite student, the handsome "Benjie" Stanfield (Dominic Guard)? When, early on, they meet in private to read a poem about giving our beauty to God, is there a subtext there? Does it explain any of Benjie's sudden rage against the machine, or why he takes such a shine to the free spirit Blakey, who can give him affection without desire?

Absolution doesn't answer these questions directly -- though Blakey's girlfriend comes close -- but it certainly does more with them than a comparable film would have done two decades prior.


The last element in Absolution's dramatic equation is the needy, obsequious Arthur Dyson, played by Dai Bradley in leg braces (polio, one assumes).

In 1969, Bradley had played the lead role in the well-regarded film Kes, and had more recently appeared onstage as Alan Strang in Equus -- a role famously played by Daniel Radcliffe between Harry Potter films (speaking of hermetic school environments where people try to make magical things happen by uttering Latin phrases).


It's hard to fathom that Bradley was 22 here, as he's more than believable as a Hermione Granger-esque brown-noser who annoys the crap out of the not-entirely-un-Snape-like Father Goddard ("I must confess he rather makes my hackles rise").

Dyson also plays the worshipful Chester to Benjie's Spike, constantly orbiting the larger boy and peppering him with unwanted questions. 


Another prominent theme in Absolution is role-playing -- not in the Gary Gygax or Xaviera Hollander sense, but the Erving Goffman sense of acting like the person people believe you to be, rather than who you are.

Once the situation between Father Goddard and Benjie starts to disintegrate, the needle gradually swings: Benjie openly refuses to play the golden-boy role he's been assigned and seems to embrace his authentic self, whereas Father Goddard is forced against his will into deeper and deeper layers of duplicity.


As Absolution grows more and more nested in its structure, with circles within circles of deception and malevolence, the tension builds to a boiling point. Few films can sustain such things all the way to the end, though, and Absolution doesn't quite make it. The final revelation is foreshadowed more than we realized at the time -- a second viewing reveals an early scene that drops a big hint -- but, as Maltin says, it still doesn't convince, still feels too sudden.

(Apparently scriptwriter Anthony Shaffer felt the same, and tried to reshape the ending during shooting -- but, in a battle of the Tonys, was shot down by the film's director Anthony Page.)


Even so, across the board -- acting, directing, script, cinematography -- this is a far higher tier of film than Mill Creek usually offers up. Well-made, well-acted films outside the mainstream are one of life's finer pleasures, and whether or not you rank Richard Burton high on your personal list, his acting chops have impact onscreen. 

This is no phoned-in late-career performance, but a committed piece of work -- from all involved -- that falls just short of excellence, yet remains well worth seeing.


(However you can certainly do better than Mill Creek's copy, cropped to 4:3 from the original 1.85:1 -- though the improper matting does give us a bit more picture at the top and bottom vs. widescreen versions -- and with muted, faded colors. Plus there's a weird cut in one confessional scene that removes 10 seconds of ordinary dialogue, yet appears intentional. It's still more than watchable, but you can find cleaner copies of Absolution on the Internet.)

Monday, October 11, 2021

Putting an end to the Slaughter

Having watched so much of Tod Slaughter's filmography, it will come as no surprise that the Umbrellahead Review felt compelled to "polish him off" and watch the rest of his available films.

To group these in one entry, we depart from strict viewing order in terms of our movie-watching in general, but at least they're presented in the order in which we saw them. And most were watched just this year, in a string of Slaughter showings -- except the first, which we screened way back in 2020:



Sexton Blake and the Hooded Terror (1937)

Grade: C-




The idea of a "poor man's Sherlock Holmes" is so commonplace now -- paging House M.D. among others -- that it's hard to imagine a time when it was, let's say, an alternative born of necessity. In other words, people are eager for Sherlock Holmes, but there's only just so much to go around, so let's give them Herlock Sholmes or what-have-you.


Thus, Sexton Blake seems like the store-brand cereal, the not-quite Chuck Taylors, the thing you get instead of the thing you wanted. But then again some of us preferred the Gobots to the Transformers (raises hand), so who's to say? Maybe some English boys loved their off-brand sleuth, the way their grandchildren would love their "zed-eks" Spectrums.


And if George Curzon is the tenant of 221C (so to speak) then, as Michael Larron, Tod Slaughter is our ersatz Moriarty, a stamp-collecting, hood-wearing fiend who will stop at nothing to do whatever it is he does.


It's the usual, in other words, though with one refreshing change: when Sexton Blake gets himself into some serious hot water, it's femme fatale Mademoiselle Julie (Greta Gynt) who saves his bacon -- not through feminine wiles but simply by dragging his incompetent ass out of danger. A woman's work, etc.


Also, television, in 1938. We know it was a thing, but it still feels weird that it was a thing!





Song of the Road (1937)

Grade: B


Now this is something else. Song of the Road is, we're told, one of John Baxter's "quota quickies". It comes to us on DVD as part of a double bill with Baxter's 1934 film Say It With Flowers, a kind of love letter to the dwindling music hall tradition.

(Say It With Flowers also stars Mary Clare, whom we immediately recognized as one of the titular Three Weird Sisters.)


Likewise, Song of the Road is an effort to capture a dying art -- two of them, really -- on film. The protagonist, Old Bill (Bransby Williams), is one of the drivers who lose their livelihood when the local council opts to replace their horse-drawn carts with motorcars. Progress, gentlemen, progress!


Unlike his colleagues, Bill isn't willing to adapt to the "newfangled ideas" and learn to drive a motorcar. Instead, he scrapes together just enough money to buy his beloved 'orse (Polly) and hits the road, trusting that something will somehow turn up.


Nice touch in this segment: the pawnbroker Solomon (Fred Schwartz) -- who's so clearly coded as Jewish that if they had him break into "Hava Nagila" it'd hardly make a difference -- is kindhearted and helps Old Bill. That's quite the contrast from Melter Moss.


Soon enough we came to see Song of the Road as a close cousin to Beartooh [sic], since Baxter dedicates considerable stretches to panoramas of nature, with long shots of trees, rolling hills, and farmland. One gets the impression he was trying to document it all while it was still around to be documented.

And there's also horsebutt, if you're into that. We don't judge.


After a few lean days, the wheel of fortune turns, and eventually old Bill runs into sideshow huckster Dr. Dando (Percy Parsons) and his wife (Peggy Novak). The Dandos may be a group of pill-pushers --


-- but they're good people and, wouldn't-cha-know-it, need the help of a man and his horse. And who's there but good ol' Tod Slaughter, doing what he always does?


However, Tod's role is relatively minor, and when he gets his inevitable comeuppance -- which is hardly a spoiler: when did Tod Slaughter play a role and not get a comeuppance? -- he swiftly departs, not to be seen again.


The other "dying art" documented by Song of the Road is the array of pre-industrial, horse-driven farming techniques that were, apparently, still used in parts of England come 1937.


That said, the film's message is unambiguous and oddly unsentimental: the old ways are about to go away for good, and if you want to survive you'd better modernize. With war on the horizon, that proposition was about to become deadly serious -- and Song of the Road clearly realizes this.


Don't be deceived, then, by Song of the Road's sweet-natured tone: there's more truth here than one might expect.

And if its charms are largely documentary -- more of a time capsule than a testament to particularly skillful storytelling -- then what of it? Simply being in the right place at the right time has always been a part of making worthwhile art.





The Greed of William Hart (1948)

Grade: D-



The Greed of William Hart was Tod's last feature film (not counting the Inspector Morley edits), and has a good reputation. Also known as Horror Maniacs, it's essentially an embellished retelling of the story of Burke and Hare, a pair of Scottish graverobbers who added murder to their skill set.


However, basing the film on a true story led to a massive last-minute crisis, as some anxious soul insisted that the entire film be redubbed to change the characters' names from Burke and Hare to Moore and Hart (wink, wink).




Some have complained about this but, honestly, we didn't notice. What we did notice, however, was the near-incomprehensibility of much of the dialogue to our American ears. Like Song of the Road, we watched The Greed of William Hart courtesy of a DVD from Renown Pictures, but they unfortunately didn't see fit to include subtitles on this one. And boy, could we have used them.


Some very literate people, folks we respect, see The Greed of William Hart as a high point in Tod's film career and a fitting sendoff. So why did we find it so utterly excruciating, laborious, and tedious?



One reason is easy to pinpoint: the manchild Jamie (Aubrey Woods), a simpleton with vaguely pre-Raphaelite looks, who seems to be in every damned scene.


He hangs out with the good guys:


He hangs out with the bad guys:


And his third-person "Aye, Jamie is afeared of the peerie fairies, ye ken?" routine wears out faster than the knees on a pair of Jos. A. Bank pants. For God's sake, Cookie Monster would blush at that crap.

He pops up everywhere and never shuts up. He's Poochie in tartan, he's the guy that wants to crash on your couch, and if you don't find yourself wishing he'd peace out posthaste, you're made of stronger stuff than us.


Even if it weren't for the knob with the wool hat, The Greed of William Hart just lacks something. It's hard to pinpoint since it's not as though we can't handle weedy sets, strange editing, a near-total absence of music, or a slow pace.

Put those things together, though, and watching this film feels a lot like trying to clean your rugs with a cheap, half-broken canister vacuum.


There's a feeling of drudgery about The Greed of William Hart, in other words, and we found it to be a largely joyless affair. Bad direction? A bad script? Too much reliance on Scottish "charm" from a distinctly English perspective?

All of these things and more, perhaps. But it doesn't even strike us as a film that's hard to watch but somehow worth the effort, like a work of art from a bygone generation. For us, there was no "there" there, no heart to Hart as it were. It was just a slog. Sorry, Tod.





Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1936)

Grade: C




Well, here we are at Tod Slaughter's signature role. Unfortunately we don't have a proper DVD of this one -- after all, it was cut from the Tales of Terror set -- so we've made do with whatever we could find on YouTube and/or Archive.org.

(The YouTube copy is a TV print that was cut for content, so the Archive source is for choice, despite the abrasive sound quality and green line up the side.)


How is it? Oh, fine, we suppose. Tod Slaughter at his ripest, no doubt, "polishing off" his targets with straight razor, weaponized chair, or whatever it takes.


And he also does that other thing he does. Score another one for the Tumblr.


Speaking of Tumblr, Sweeney Todd also has a racist subplot, complete with spear-flinging natives ululating in a language that clearly isn't one ("La-la-la-la-la-la"). If that sort of thing bums you out, you'll get bummed out by that part of Sweeney Todd.


Do you notice we're just not feeling this one? We can't shake a sense of been-there-done-that, even if that's illogical (and vaguely unfair) in chronological terms, since Sweeney Todd was only his second film.

It may be Slaughter's signature role, but to us, he was more interesting as the Spinebreaker or the False Sir Percival Glyde. Those villains are formidable, bold, and clever, whereas Sweeney Todd is more of a cunning brute who has to rely on subterfuge. He even backs down from a direct confrontation with his fence (which is a nice touch that was cut from the YouTube print).


Oh, it's also got crossdressing (twice over!), if you're into that sort of thing. And a framing story.


Anyway, meat pies, pearls, cut throats, trick chairs, homely second-string love interests, and a building on fire (paging Brian Eno). Does that cover it? Can we move on now?





The Curse of the Wraydons (1946)

Grade: C-



Also known as Stranglers' Morgue for whatever reason, The Curse of the Wraydons is often cited as Tod Slaughter's worst film. Going into it we expected sheer tedium at best, and especially after our difficulties with The Greed of William Hart, we could only dread the torture awaiting us.


To our pleasant surprise, however, Wraydons really isn't too bad at all. Of course it's talky, threadbare, and suffers badly from the miscasting of Bruce Seton as Captain Jack Wraydon. Seton just doesn't have that "dashing young captain" thing going on; he was only in his late thirties at the time of filming, but something about his face just screams "older man playing young".


The other thing, of course, is that if a character's ability to (ahem) spring from his heels is going to be a major plot point, one would expect some Peter Pan action on the silver screen. This we don't get, though at least there's fencing. (Not much, though.)


But otherwise Wraydons is fine, in the sense that while we watched it, it didn't make us wish we weren't watching it. We paid two bucks to stream it (hence the weird cropping on our screenshots), and no refunds were requested.



There aren't any real surprises -- Slaughter slaughters, henchmen hench, women are made uncomfortable -- but there's a lot to be said for making it through 92 minutes without regrets.

And if you wait long enough, you get horsebutt.




Meanwhile, we picked up the Kino Lorber DVD of The Face at the Window, which longtime readers may remember as one of the movies on Disc 46, and the worst affected of the bunch to boot (since we had to pull it from a particularly poor copy on YouTube).

While we don't really have anything new to say about the film, we did enjoy our second (or third?) viewing more. No doubt it has no small amount to do with the difference between this:


And this:



When a film looks better, it's easier to understand and enjoy. Imagine that! Amusing to realize that The Face at the Window reuses the title music from Sexton Blake and the Hooded Terror, by the way -- we knew it sounded familiar.

In recent months we've also seen some other Slaughter ephemera, including additional episodes of Inspector Morley Late of Scotland Yard that have been posted to YouTube. Shall we comment on those, or on Tod's brief but classy reunion with Bruce Seton on "Moral Murder" from Fabian at the Yard?

Or shall we dissect his two Pathé newsreels, also available on YouTube? Or his brief reprise of Sweeney Todd ("Britain's most fruity drama", quoth the narrator) for the bizarre but amusing short film Bothered by a Beard, with Tod in a most unconvincing wig, and his Tobias about five times older than he ought to be?


We think not -- though of the bunch we'd recommend "Pots of Plots", viewable here, as a rare chance to see Slaughter as Captain Francis Levinson from East Lynne, one of his best-known and most popular stage roles.

Otherwise, though, we seem to be done with Norman Carter Slaughter, which both pleases and saddens us. Unless Darby and Joan surfaces -- or we seek out a better print of Maria Marten with the missing 10 minutes -- we've more or less exhausted his filmic output, save a couple of brief appearances on quiz shows, clip shows, and the like. Other than that, there simply isn't any more to see.

The first film of his we watched, Crimes at the Dark House, is still the best. But even if none of the others could reach its dizzying heights, we're glad to have gotten to know the rest. Godspeed, Mr. Murder; we haven't forgotten you.