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Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Working on our Abs

Wondering whether we deliberately watched these two films back-to-back, just to make this pun?

Yes, yes we did. One must make one's own synchronicities in life.



Abduction (1975)

Grade: D+



One of the central tenets of cinephilia is this: edited versions are always inferior.

OK, sometimes they're funny -- Mr. Falcon, a stranger in the Alps, Monday-to-Friday plane, and all that. But anyone who collects films on DVD or Blu-Ray, or seeks out legitimate or illegitimate sources for download, is generally looking out for the longest, most complete, most un-messed-with copy available.


How many films have we seen that were hacked to bits by regional censors, broadcasters, or bad splices in the only surviving copy?

How many have been robbed of their narrative cohesion? Had their dialogue rendered incomprehensible, or their climax neutered?

Had a key plot point or joke ruined?

Or just lost a couple shots that were breathtaking in their eroticism or violence (both at once if you're a sicko)?


The idea that we should be able to see a film as intended and/or issued is such a core value, it almost seems too obvious to point out. For anyone who saw the original, it's easy to resent the jarring collision between our memories and a version that's been screwed around with. (And let's not even get into TV on DVD with syndication edits...shudder.)


Or maybe we simply believe the vision of the film's creators -- scriptwriter, director, editor -- ought to be respected. True, anyone who's seen a few Director's Cuts or Extended Editions knows that the principle of "longer = better" doesn't always apply, and then there's George Lucas, dropping in a CGI Jabba the Hutt where he was never needed.

But the case of Lucas perfectly demonstrates the principle: just give us the theatrical release versions, keep them in print, and you can screw with alternate versions all you want.


Thing is, Abduction turns all that on its head. We watched the version we have on DVD (issued by Digiview Entertainment as part of a double-feature with Embryo). With no knowledge otherwise, we assumed we were getting the whole thing.

In this presentation, the film's thinly veiled retelling of the Patty Hearst story -- via Black Abductor, a pornographic novel written by James Rusk Jr. under the pseudonym Harrison James, which apparently predicted many aspects of Hearst's kidnapping -- seemed more than trenchant.

True, it offered nothing much beyond straight exploitation, and its vague attempts at satire or social commentary -- mainly by framing certain shots in a deliberately absurd manner -- fell short. But Abduction had an edge, captured the Lenin-meets-Manson-meets-Huey Newton vibe well enough, and served its purpose.


Afterward, we discovered Digiview's copy had a shorter running time than what IMDb claims for the film. So we found a version on YouTube (of all places) that was unedited -- or less-edited, it's not clear.

What does it add to the story of Patricia "definitely not Patty Hearst" Prescott (Judith-Marie Bergan), and her abduction and brainwashing by a "definitely not the Symbionese Liberation Army" group of radicals?


Graphic sex scenes, and in particular, scenes of gang rape and coerced sex. (OK, a handful of profanities were also cut from Digiview's copy, as is a sequence involving a bunch of randos who get in the way of the abductors -- probably for profanity as well. But mainly it's the sex.)

So, which is more effective: the cutaway before the event happens, as in a film like Crimes at the Dark House, leaving us to imagine the horrors that await the protagonist? Or getting to see the whole thing, as in the unedited Abduction?

This is an old question. Naturally, different creators have come up with different answers, and different works of art require different approaches.


But in the case of Abduction, we think the rape scenes really hurt the film. They don't add anything but a grotesque, exploitative spectacle that shouldn't arouse anyone -- but probably did.

Their presence collapses what could have been an intriguing spectrum of ambiguities into a single, distasteful reading. And they certainly make it much harder to view the faux-Symbionese radicals led by Dory (David Pendleton) with anything resembling sympathy.

(Not that the SLA deserved much sympathy themselves. There's a reason Donald DeFreeze inspired Stephen King's recurring villain Randall Flagg.)


It's one thing to acknowledge rape as a weapon of war, an instrument of brutality that could contribute to Stockholm Syndrome by breaking the victim down. It's another to imply that it brought about an erotic awakening in the victim -- that she joined forces with her captors because she liked it; that this stuck-up, affluent white woman could only experience her authentic self through sexual violence.

Abduction does more than imply those things, it more or less states them outright. And that doesn't even touch the racial politics of it, as in a well-known two-part phrase that ends with "...you never go back". The source novel was called Black Abductor, after all.


We should note that, in Digiview's copy, we actually do see one of the rape scenes -- sort of: footage of it is reflected in a pair of glasses as her father (Leif Erickson) watches silently, in a darkened room, without saying a word. This is actually more effective, more disturbing, when it's not just a replay of something we've already seen. 

(The editors apparently had to loop a short segment of audio to keep it PG-rated, though, and the results are comical if you listen closely.)


A couple minor narrative points are harmed by the editing, including much of the tension in a key scene that -- as an IMDb commenter notes -- anticipates a fakeout sequence in Silence of the Lambs by almost two decades. Instead of cutting between a sex scene and the buildup to a police raid, the edited version just shows the raid.


And we also lose several of the movie's best lines -- including one by Lawrence Tierney, playing an FBI agent but utterly himself as always.


But, yeah, this time the edited version wins. It's hard to imagine all this ugliness wasn't in Black Abductor already, so fair cop to the makers of Abduction for including it.

Once in a while, though, it's a film's missteps or flaws that get edited out -- and in this case, the worst parts of Abduction were the ones to get the censor's axe. It's not just delicate sensibilities that are harmed by the rape scenes; it's the storytelling itself that suffers.




Absolution (1978)

Grade: B+




If you discovered Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide in the 1990s -- just before the real advent of the Web and sites like IMDb -- then perhaps it gave you the same kid-in-a-candy-store feeling that P. got. Inside were endless lists of feature films and, remarkably, TV movies whose titles intrigued or triggered long-lost memories. Some reviews validated your feelings, while others (mainly negative ones) were so misguided as to be almost offensive.


It seemed as though every movie ever made had to be in there, but occasionally you'd go looking for something you'd seen and turn up empty-handed.

Nowadays everyone knows, or can know, that the scope of 20th-century cinema far exceeds what any one person could watch (even if it had all survived and could be tracked down), but back then it was easy to let yourself believe that Leonard Maltin -- like Erasmus in his day -- was the one and only man who possessed the sum total of filmic knowledge.


As ABBA knows well, landing toward the start of the alphabet has its perks. P. can still call certain movies to mind based solely on their appearance in the first few pages of the Maltin guide, like Aaron Slick from Punkin Crick, or Aaron Loves Angela -- or yes, Absolution. (Not Abduction, oddly enough, though it's in there with 1 1/2 stars.)

If we're going to invoke him, might as well quote him: Maltin describes Absolution as a "straightforward melodrama" that "loses credibility toward the end", but which benefits from Richard Burton's "commanding performance as [Father Goddard], a humorless, by-the-book priest" at a Catholic boys' school. Sure, that's all pretty accurate.


What's unmentioned by Maltin -- and a lot weirder -- is having Billy Connolly aboard in his first screen role as Blakey, an itinerant, banjo-playing bum. He rides a motorcycle (to Kathmandu apparently), steals food from the kitchens, and takes up residence in the woods adjoining the school, shrugging off a challenge from the boys: "All property is theft."

If you're from the west side of the Atlantic, and don't feel sure how you know Billy Connolly beyond that lousy Hobbit movie, he took over for Howard Hesseman on Head of the Class. (Or maybe Muppet Treasure Island is your point of reference.)


Maltin describes the plot of Absolution as "a snowballing practical joke", but it's really about the sanctity of the confessional, and how boys chafing at the rigidity of their school can weaponize that sanctity against the priests who hold power over them.

There is a prank played at Father Goddard's expense, one central to the narrative. However, "snowballing" implies a Sorcerer's Apprentice structure where -- like an errant snowball that turns into an avalanche -- things get out of control against the will of the instigator. Without spoiling anything, that's...not exactly the case here.


It's also really hard not to see Absolution through a homoerotic lens -- not just thanks to countless scandals involving priests, or even the sheer amount of debauchery invariably happening in single-sex institutions like these, but also because no film made nowadays could get away without engaging the issue.


What is the nature of Father Goddard's attachment to his favorite student, the handsome "Benjie" Stanfield (Dominic Guard)? When, early on, they meet in private to read a poem about giving our beauty to God, is there a subtext there? Does it explain any of Benjie's sudden rage against the machine, or why he takes such a shine to the free spirit Blakey, who can give him affection without desire?

Absolution doesn't answer these questions directly -- though Blakey's girlfriend comes close -- but it certainly does more with them than a comparable film would have done two decades prior.


The last element in Absolution's dramatic equation is the needy, obsequious Arthur Dyson, played by Dai Bradley in leg braces (polio, one assumes).

In 1969, Bradley had played the lead role in the well-regarded film Kes, and had more recently appeared onstage as Alan Strang in Equus -- a role famously played by Daniel Radcliffe between Harry Potter films (speaking of hermetic school environments where people try to make magical things happen by uttering Latin phrases).


It's hard to fathom that Bradley was 22 here, as he's more than believable as a Hermione Granger-esque brown-noser who annoys the crap out of the not-entirely-un-Snape-like Father Goddard ("I must confess he rather makes my hackles rise").

Dyson also plays the worshipful Chester to Benjie's Spike, constantly orbiting the larger boy and peppering him with unwanted questions. 


Another prominent theme in Absolution is role-playing -- not in the Gary Gygax or Xaviera Hollander sense, but the Erving Goffman sense of acting like the person people believe you to be, rather than who you are.

Once the situation between Father Goddard and Benjie starts to disintegrate, the needle gradually swings: Benjie openly refuses to play the golden-boy role he's been assigned and seems to embrace his authentic self, whereas Father Goddard is forced against his will into deeper and deeper layers of duplicity.


As Absolution grows more and more nested in its structure, with circles within circles of deception and malevolence, the tension builds to a boiling point. Few films can sustain such things all the way to the end, though, and Absolution doesn't quite make it. The final revelation is foreshadowed more than we realized at the time -- a second viewing reveals an early scene that drops a big hint -- but, as Maltin says, it still doesn't convince, still feels too sudden.

(Apparently scriptwriter Anthony Shaffer felt the same, and tried to reshape the ending during shooting -- but, in a battle of the Tonys, was shot down by the film's director Anthony Page.)


Even so, across the board -- acting, directing, script, cinematography -- this is a far higher tier of film than Mill Creek usually offers up. Well-made, well-acted films outside the mainstream are one of life's finer pleasures, and whether or not you rank Richard Burton high on your personal list, his acting chops have impact onscreen. 

This is no phoned-in late-career performance, but a committed piece of work -- from all involved -- that falls just short of excellence, yet remains well worth seeing.


(However you can certainly do better than Mill Creek's copy, cropped to 4:3 from the original 1.85:1 -- though the improper matting does give us a bit more picture at the top and bottom vs. widescreen versions -- and with muted, faded colors. Plus there's a weird cut in one confessional scene that removes 10 seconds of ordinary dialogue, yet appears intentional. It's still more than watchable, but you can find cleaner copies of Absolution on the Internet.)

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Mass murder? Gee whiz!

Whether or not you think these next two films are classics, they're certainly sci-fi. So unlike some we've seen recently, they've more than proven their bona fides for purposes of this box set (or subset).

They're also brimming with the kind of gee-whiz enthusiasm that makes 1950s offerings fun -- even if there's a surprisingly grim undercurrent to some of the proceedings.



Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)
(filmed in 1957)

Objective Grade:  C-
Sincerity Surplus: A-


If you nose around the Internet, you'll find snarky reviews of Teenagers from Outer Space that seem to use some pre-existing review of Plan 9 as their template. Heck, their titles both end with "...from outer space". Just remove the references to Ed Wood, Béla Lugosi, and angora sweaters, and substitute Tom Graeff, plus something about lobsters and ray guns. And you're done, right?



But that would be an injustice, because -- unlike Ed Wood's plodding, talky films -- Teenagers from Outer Space moves along briskly and almost never succumbs to endless exposition. Dare we say it, this is actually a competently-directed movie, and at least in terms of pacing, a surprisingly well-edited one.


Of course Teenagers from Outer Space also has some monumentally silly aspects, and let's get those out of the way right upfront. The aliens speak English, the film's title is totally off the mark, most of the actors have little command of their craft, the beards are faker than a six-dollar bill, and the final shot is unintentionally hilarious.


Some of the special effects are actually rather ingenious, but it's patently obvious that the big bad monster is, indeed, just a lobster in silhouette.


None of these things really detract from the experience, though: quite the contrary, because when it comes to the factors that make a "bad" movie fun to watch, Teenagers from Outer Space is almost a perfect storm. When we laughed, it was almost always with affection and without contempt, because most of the film's laughable things are simply a product of being broke. Laugh at Plan 9 or Manos and you feel dirty, but somehow the laughs in Teenagers don't demean the film or anyone in it.



Why? Well, again, it's the crisp pace, which gives the film credibility even when people are fighting giant lobster shadows. But it's also the film's remarkably effective combination of sincerity and brutality. People in Teenagers from Outer Space are kind and trusting folks, and always willing to help a stranger (even when it repeatedly imperils them).


On the other hand, for a 1950s sci-fi movie, Teenagers has one hell of a body count, starting with the little dog that gets snuffed by haughty alien assassin Thor (Bryan Grant).


Begin a movie by killing a dog for basically no reason, and you send a message that no one's off-limits -- not even women and children. We didn't keep an exact count, but the total number of casualties approaches 20, though we can't get into details without spoiling the film's ending.


The other ace Teenagers has up its sleeve is Dawn Bender (aka Dawn Anderson) as girl-next-door Betty Morgan, a gentle soul who falls in love at first sight with tortured alien Derek (David Love aka Charles Robert Kaltenthaler). Bender apparently had a significant career as a child actress before retiring in her 20s and becoming a schoolteacher, and Teenagers from Outer Space was her last film.


And that's a shame because she's something of a revelation here. It's as though Betty has wandered in from several decades prior, or later, as her whole persona has nothing in common with the pinched faces and bullet bras of her era. With her wide-open eyes and girlish voice, she's arrestingly vulnerable, yet smart and resolute: note that Betty kisses Derek, not the other way around -- something that was a big deal back then.



And, with an attractive figure and unexpectedly hipster haircut, one imagines she'd turn a lot of male heads (and not a few female ones) in a Williamsburg bar.



What we're trying to say is that Ms. Bender seems to have had "it", depending on your definition of "it". It's not just that she's pretty, but that she exudes warmth, kindness, optimism, honesty -- and somehow does so without being cloying in the least.


She's not even our type, really, but it's hard to deny the magnetism of her presence onscreen. And if you're going to build a movie around an alien who's caught between his home world and the appeals of Earth, you'll want to cast a female lead whose magnetism makes that conflict thoroughly believable.

Very few actresses can pull that off, even under ideal conditions; that Dawn Bender does it in a shoestring production suggests that she deserved a far more storied career, if she wanted one...


...and maybe she didn't. Nothing wrong with growing old gracefully while teaching young'uns.


So, to our delight, Teenagers from Outer Space turns out to be a jewel. It may not be as jaw-dropping as, say, Maniac, and it certainly isn't a "good" movie in the usual sense, nor can all of its missteps be chalked up to budget. But it's one of the most fun, endearing, sincere, and oddly memorable films we've seen in this box, and deserves more respect than to be grouped with the fetishistic incompetencies of Ed Wood.

It's a terrible shame that Tom Graeff didn't get another chance. From all accounts the failure of Teenagers from Outer Space crushed him, and he committed suicide in 1970. Yet there's some real talent here, and given the obscenely poor trash pumped out by major studios then and now, it's not at all a stretch to believe he could have forged a real career had the cards just gone his way.

Instead, what we get isn't even a cautionary tale -- what did the guy do wrong, except dream? -- but just a tragic one. Someone oughta fire the writer.




Crash of Moons (1954)

Grade: C+


Rocky Jones, Space Ranger, we haven't seen the likes of you in a long, long time. It's astonishing to think it's been over nine years since we watched Menace from Outer Space, the other TV-to-feature-film adaptation included on Mill Creek's 250-pack.


With that long an interval between reviews, we'll freely admit we don't remember much about Menace...that is, beyond the sad story of actor Scotty Beckett, who plays Rocky's sidekick Winky, and went down in a blaze of abject self-destruction that has to be read to be believed.


Yet it seems like a pretty safe bet that Crash of Moons is the better of the two Rocky Jones edits we've seen. For one it has a compelling and (nearly) implacable antagonist in Cleolanta (Patsy Parsons), a queen -- er, sorry, a suzerain -- who makes no apologies for wanting complete control over her planet and people, and has no interest in making nice with outsiders.


The premise of the story arc is an interesting one, too: two inhabited "gypsy moons", wandering through space and sharing a thread of atmosphere as they revolve around each other, are on a collision course with Cleolanta's planet Ophiuchus. (Well, one of them is, anyway.)


It's not really clear how the moons stay warm -- tidal forces, maybe? -- but, given what we now know about rogue planets and brown dwarfs, at least this is a plausible basis for hanging a tale.


The cast wisely accents the middle syllables in the moons' names, which helps to downplay the obviousness of calling them -- ahem -- Posito and Negato.


We wrote that Menace from Outer Space was weighed down by wooden acting and neologisms, but whatever reason, there's a lot less of that here. True, some characters are irritating, like space couple Bavarro (John Banner) and Potonda (Maria Palmer) --


-- and especially their infant offspring, whose constant mewling gets far more screentime than it deserves. Maybe the vague hints that the child is prophetic pay off in a later episode, but here, they're just a red herring.


Still, at least by TV standards, the sets and visual effects in Crash of Moons are surprisingly good at times, even thoughtful. In particular, when two celestial objects (I wonder which?) collide late in the movie, we see a momentary flash of lightning right before impact. That's a really nice touch, and knowing When Worlds Collide had already come out in 1951 doesn't undermine the point: they could've gotten away without doing that, yet they made the effort to do it. Kudos.


Compared to Menace from Outer Space, there's quite a bit more edge to Crash of Moons: not only are Rocky and his gang faced with execution at one point, but another plot device has a character attempting to kill thousands of people. No points for guessing that it didn't pan out, but that would've been quite a body count.


None of this rises beyond the basics, but -- quoting ourselves here! -- if you seek family-friendly entertainment for your visiting home-schooled relatives, you could do worse than Crash of Moons.



As long as you don't mind that half the gadgets look like repurposed sex toys, that is.

(Scroll back up and look at those two shots of Vena and Rocky holding "communicators". Kinda seems like they went down to the local "adult entertainment" store and bought a couple "marital aids", doesn't it? Shades of Mythbusters!)